Key & Peele Strike Again

Third go around with the Fake Name All-Stars

by Brandon Rush | @BrandonRush |

I thought after the first version of Comedy Central’s Key & Peele’s All Star game introductions silliness that it couldn’t possibly get better, then the second one came out and proved me wrong, and Wednesday a pro version made it is way to the interwebs. Best part of this version is that it features actual NFL players who have bizarre names.

D’Brickashaw Ferguson

DBrickashaw Ferguson

A mountain of a human at 6’6″ and 310 pounds, you can believe he has heard all the jokes

Frostee Rucker

Frostee Rucker

The former USC defensive lineman is a play by play announcers nightmare, mainly because if you are not careful you can gain an FCC fine by letting slip a Rostee Fuc…..

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

HaHa Clinton Dix

This Green Bay rookie has a sense of humor.

Price Amukamara

Prince Amukaura

New York Giants defensive back is really a Prince in his native Nigeria

But who should be included in this list as some of the most odd, and seemingly made up names? Here is the list of the 2014-15 Three Point Stance Funny Name All Star Squad.

Isa Abdul-Quddus – Lions defensive back
Seyi Ajirotutu – Chargers Wide Receiver
Joplo Bartu – Falcons Linebacker
Jermon Bushrod  – Bears Offensive Lineman
IK Enemkpali – Jets Linebacker
Paul Fanaika – Cardinals Guard
Ego Ferguson  – Bears defensive tackle
Bojay Filimoeatu – Raiders linebacker
Cortland Finnegan – Dolphins Cornerback
Moise Fokou – Saints linebacker
Jimmy Garoppolo  – New England Quarterback
Crockett Gillmore – Ravens Tight End
Parys Haralson  – Saints linebacker
Michael Hoomanawanui  – Patriots tight end
Marqueston Huff  – Titans safety
Sebastian Janikowski – Raiders kicker, All-Name Hall of Famer on the first ballot
Lemuel Jeanpierre – Seahawks center
Kyle Juszczyk  – Ravens Fullback
L.P. LaDouceur – Long Snapper
Kory Lichtensteiger – Redskins center
Lerentee McCray   – Broncos linebacker
Barkevious Mingo  – Browns linebacker, All-Name Hall of Fame nominee
Koa Misi – Dolphins linebacker
Captain Munnerlyn – Vikings cornerback
Chris Ogbonnaya  – Panthers/Giants Running back
Kelechi Osemele – Baltimore Guard
Domata Peko – Bengals defensive tackle
Bacarri Rambo – Redskins/Bills defensive back
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie  – Giants defensive back
Mohamed Sanu – Bengals wide receiver
Sealver Siliga – Patriots defensive tackle
Buster Skrine – Browns cornerback
Ndamukong Suh  – Lions defensive tackle, All-Name Hall of Fame nominee
Lorenzo Taliaferro  – Ravens running back
Aqib Talib – Broncos cornerback
Zurlon Tipton – Colts running back
Levine Toilolo – Atlanta tight end
Fitzgerald Toussaint – Ravens running back
Alterraun Verner – Tampa Bay cornerback
Adam Vinatieri – Colts Kicker
Sebastian Vollmer – Patriots tackle
LaAdrian Waddle – Lions tackle
Bjoern Werner – Colts linebacker
Kamerion Wimbley – Titans Linebacker
Blidi Wreh-Wilson – Titans cornerback
Marshal Yanda – Ravens guard

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